Hi! My name is Andrew, I have ZERO dietary restrictions, and I think drinking milk is really gross.

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Now before we go any further, let me explain exactly what I mean:

Using milk for a recipe? Perfectly normal.

 
 

A splash of milk in your coffee? Not terrible.

 


Churning milk into butter? Fine — delicious, even. I love butter. 


Cereal? You're pushing it, but I'll allow it.

 

Guzzling milk as a beverage? Um... are you a baby?

 

Some people have asked me, "Andrew, but what about milkshakes? What about chocolate milk?!"

 

Ice cream in any form is obviously delicious. And chocolate milk? Not for me, personally.

But for the sake of argument, we're not talking about anything other than just a plain old glass of white milk.


Quick question for you:

Would you drink another human's breast milk? (It can be any human.) 

 

 

 

Would you drink another human's breast milk? (It can be any human.)
 
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What about your pet? They live in your house; you know where they've been. Would you drink your pet's breast milk?
 
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So then why the hell are you drinking this thing's breast milk?

Does this look like a normal place for a drink to come from?


Are you really cool with this???? 


 Not surprisingly, a lot of people agree with me:

 



So take a good, long look in the mirror. If there's not a baby or a calf looking back at you, it's time to stop drinking milk.
So what do you think? You still cool with drinking milk?
 
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